I’ve probably missed this somewhere along the way, but it was hilarious.
Less Emo, More Dancing

It’s not premarital sex if no one will ever marry you.
pissandmildew:paulprosseda:bowlingalleylawyer:disapprovingmonkey:kapi
Anything that makes me laugh that hard gets a repost.
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Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood and then telepathically tell him that he is your master, so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present because some rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat a piece of fruit from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
ChristianBS (via hotmarcus)


