I’ve probably missed this somewhere along the way, but it was hilarious.
Less Emo, More Dancing
It’s not premarital sex if no one will ever marry you.
pissandmildew:paulprosseda:bowlingalleylawyer:disapprovingmonkey:kapi
Anything that makes me laugh that hard gets a repost.
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Currently: Mostly Sunny: 39F
Currently in MILWAUKEE, WI: 39 °F and Mostly Sunny 
12/29/2008 Forecast
High: 42 F Low: 22 F Breezy with increasing clouds 
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Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood and then telepathically tell him that he is your master, so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present because some rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat a piece of fruit from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
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