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I’ve probably missed this somewhere along the way, but it...

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:06:38 -0500

I’ve probably missed this somewhere along the way, but it was hilarious.

Comics - Explosm.net

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:43:12 -0500

Comics - Explosm.net

(via capucha) She reminds me daily that I want children.

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 10:49:26 -0600

(via capucha)

She reminds me daily that I want children.

capucha: butseriously: thanks, jason. brilliant :D Dahaha!

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:40:28 -0600

capucha:

butseriously:

thanks, jason.

brilliant :D

Dahaha!

littletinyfish: It’s not premarital sex if no one will ever...

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:31:17 -0600

littletinyfish:

It’s not premarital sex if no one will ever marry you.

pissandmildew:paulprosseda:bowlingalleylawyer:disapprovingmonkey:kapi

Anything that makes me laugh that hard gets a repost.

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ragdoll: (via maggieerlandson) Soft 9/11 by Johnny Ryan

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 12:02:04 -0600

ragdoll:

(via maggieerlandson) Soft 9/11 by Johnny Ryan

"Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live..."

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:21:35 -0600

“

Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood and then telepathically tell him that he is your master, so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present because some rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat a piece of fruit from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

”

- ChristianBS (via hotmarcus)

Grab the book closest to you. Go to page 56. Find the 5th sentence. Write that sentence in the text box.

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 09:20:06 -0600

iena:

Moreover, as each individual occupied the whole of the narrow path, so to speak, which constituted his Universe, and no one could move to the right or left to make way for passers by, it followed that no Linelander could ever pass another.

Flatland by Edwin Abbott Abbott

Each line ought to have a text with the exception of the tenor, which in some has a text and in others not.

(The whole thing is written this way, that is, full of commas, and ridiculously clumsy)

Music in the Western World - Piero Weiss and Richard Taruskin

hotmarcus: veadar: gkojax: tetris: aurorae: msnr: A Little...

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 09:16:31 -0600

hotmarcus:

veadar:

gkojax:

tetris:

aurorae:

msnr:

A Little Lost by ~x-Marionette-x on deviantART

I want this hair!!!!!

BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 02:42:59 -0600

littletinyfish:

forever-insatiable:rainiscalling:thewilliambeckett:

Words can’t express how happy I am for Pete and Ashlee. Pete has been one of my best friends since I was acne prone and trying to dress like Tom DeLonge, and we’ve always been there for each other. He’s a great friend, and will be a great father. All the love I have goes out to both the Wentz and Simpson families, and of course, Bronx Mowgli Wentz. I can’t wait to meet the little guy!

I’m only reblogging this because I thought Jason was introducing some new sort of internet joke with words I couldn’t decipher. That’s somebody’s fucking NAME?

Gay Marriage Opponents Now Want Legal Definition of Christmas

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:21:51 -0600

littletinyfish:

By Ryan Garns

Opponents of gay marriage who believe marriage should only apply to heterosexuals now wish to restrict access to another sacred institution: Christmas.

“Much like traditional marriage, the traditions of Christmas have been under assault for many years now,” says Brent Slabroller, leader of The Defense of Traditions Coalition. “In order to preserve those traditions, we’re calling for a constitutional amendment that defines Christmas as only for Christians.”

For years non-Christians have adopted the Christmas holiday as though it were their own. They decorate trees, exchange gifts, take paid time off from work — but none of them pay any tribute to Jesus Christ. Some of them don’t even go to church. Even more shocking, some of them are gay.

“Let’s be honest: these non-Christians don’t give a hoot about the true meaning of Christmas,” says Slabroller. “They just want to exploit it for the fringe benefits.”

Slabroller denied the charge that his organization is motivated by bigotry rather than the betterment of society.

“We’re not saying non-Christians can’t have a celebration of their own,” said Slabroller. “We’re just saying don’t call it Christmas. Call it ‘Pagan Day’. Call it ‘Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Celebrate-Christmas-But-Instead-I’m-A-Godless-Heathen’ Day. Instead of singing carols, you can go door-to-door reading Charles Darwin to each other. Or the Qur’an or Harry Potter or whatever else non-Christians like to read. I wouldn’t know.”

In other related news: a gay rights group is calling for a legal definition of Broadway musicals in order to keep out heterosexuals. More on this as it develops.

(via Ryan Garns:adeia:ragdoll)

This just sounds like a joke to me. Let’s have the GOVERNMENT define what a Christian is? Who the fuck cares? That’s not the Government’s job anyway. If there is a hell, this guy’s going there for being a self-righteous prick and not loving his neighbor.

ragdoll: (via Passive Aggressive Notes) I was thinking almost...

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 13:24:43 -0600

ragdoll:

(via Passive Aggressive Notes)

I was thinking almost exactly what the last post-it says while reading the other 2.

Who only takes out the garbage once a week? I take it out when it’s full. I love living alone.

littletinyfish: whatson:(via deadshot)

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 13:23:32 -0600

littletinyfish:

whatson:(via deadshot)

littletinyfish: (via ragdoll, sunnycyl) Volkswagen’s Singing in...

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:44:24 -0600

littletinyfish:

(via ragdoll, sunnycyl) Volkswagen’s Singing in the Rain commercial is cool.

Gah, I’m such a sucker for this kind of shit.

"Your children will ask you what a car was. You will tell them it was a mistake."

Sat, 01 Nov 2008 00:48:26 -0500

“Your children will ask you what a car was. You will tell them it was a mistake.”

- (via meghanelizabeth) (via adammcdowell)

I don’t understand why you wouldn’t vote for this...

Sat, 25 Oct 2008 22:26:48 -0500

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1185304443/bctid1877515604

I don’t understand why you wouldn’t vote for this guy. Seriously.

littletinyfish: (via kari-shma) What I thought I’d be...

Sat, 25 Oct 2008 21:55:14 -0500

littletinyfish:

(via kari-shma)

What I thought I’d be doing with my evening.